Now this is my kind of customer service!
GOOD MORNING, WELCOME TO THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA,
a Christian nation, land of the free and home of the brave.
How may I help you?
Or, How about this?
Press '1' for English.
Press '2' to disconnect until you learn to speak English.
And remember only two defining forces have ever offered to die for you,
Jesus Christ And the American Soldier.
One died for your soul, The other for your freedom.
We need an America where:
Language: English only ...
Culture: Constitution and the Bill of Rights!!!
Drug Free: Make a drug screen mandatory for anyone on welfare and/or food stamps! NO freebies to Non-Citizens!
We the People are coming! Vote for Change!
And so it goes...